parkerthejester:

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

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bl0w-m3:

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

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tomorrowillbeyou:

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

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pikslasrce:

*flirting* sorry about the blood in my mouth i wish it was yours

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gayleafpool:

not being able to see prev tags is killing me please im so nosy pleqse this is destroying me slowly from the inside out

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midwestmothman:

Being in your twenties is just

Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where’s my birth certificate? Oh it’s nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I’m so hungry. I’m so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I’d be so much hotter without tits.

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were–ralph:

alphabetcompletionist:

were–ralph:

evilwizard:

were–ralph:

Tumblr is unique bc like. It’s collaborative shitposting and you can’t opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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messessentialist:

hollowburrow:

hollowburrow:

self-flagellation and self-bullying are all bad motivators for change BTW. it can be hard to escape from a spiral but genuinely u have to be nice to urself or nothing will change

you have to take care of yourself and not punch yourself down because you feel like you ‘deserve it’. if you feel like the world is against you, you should at least be on your own side while you work through things.

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gmology:
“Spyro the Dragon (1998)
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gmology:

Spyro the Dragon (1998)

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